Nerdskämt
Nerdiga skämt
Här är några nerdiga skämt jag tyckte var roliga. En del är på svenska, andra är på engelska. Ibland anges den källa jag fått skämtet från.
Two atoms walk into a bar:
-Oops, I just lost an electron.
-Are you sure?
-Yeah, I'm positive.
Origami uppfanns av vikingarna.
Källa: Tidningen "Ny Teknik"
And God said upon the animals:
"Go out in the world and multiply!"
But the snake answered:
"How could I? I am an adder!"
Source: Home page of Johnny
Bigert
RinkWorks har en samling "Really Bad Jokes", där
man bland annat kan hitta:
When she told me I was average, she was just being mean.
A terrible plane crash occurred in Lithuania last week. A two-seater airplane crash landed in a cemetery and exploded. They've recovered 300 bodies so far, and they're still digging them up.
A man was badly injured in a car accident. One entire half of his body was torn off. He was taken to the hospital and examined. The doctors said he was all right. The nurses said there wasn't much left.
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?
'ell if I know.